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Riddel Posted on 06/12/2011 12:18
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Anyone else had their works Christmas do yet? I had a mini one on Friday with 4 of the birds I work with.

I have no recollection and have been given feedback.

They tried to put me in a taxi home at half eleven, I argued with them and told them that I'd line them up and XXXXXX them all up the bum and fanny.

I then got my XXXXXX out and XXXXXXed in front of them on the Headrow.

Prior to that I fell off chairs etc, the usual and also tried to snog our Admin girl.

I didn't get a taxi back home but woke my fiance up at 4am as I'd lost my key. No idea of where I went for 4 hours.

The last couple of days have been very high up there in the embarassment league. XXXXXX Jager bombs.

I'm hoping Larey can do better than that.
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SN12Red Posted on 06/12/2011 20:18
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I don't go to Christmas do's anymore for fear of doing exactly that. My jobs a bit to important nowdays to make a XXXXXX of myself. Many embarrassing moments had in the past that i'm far too old and wise now to want to replicate. Getting chucked out of Caddies in Bath for being too XXXXXXed and spending the night sleeping in a XXXXXXed stained shop doorway until my work mates woke me to get on the mini-bus home is just one of many.

Good work though you lightweight XXXXXX [^]
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suttonred Posted on 07/12/2011 13:19
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Yeah you idiot riddel they are bad news all round. I stopped going after the table I was on mysteriously caught fire during the Md's speech, causing the bar staff to stop serving and activate extinguishers, the pepertrator, still unknown would still be fired if identified. In other news, Leroy gets his wish of a kings cross fanny bar on the way to Barnet just after christmas, what a present.
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Riddel Posted on 09/12/2011 15:38
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Next time I'll listen to you old duffers and take heed of your wise words. I think the main problem is they go out later than normal and you end up drinking shots to get you to the level that you are normally at by 7pm via a leo sayer. Or something.

On a football note I'm quite XXXXXXed off not getting down at all recently, it seems like a cracking season so far. Well done to all concerned. Bravo.
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Leroy_ Posted on 10/12/2011 00:07
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At last year's staff Christmas Party, held at the Legends' Lounge at the County Ground (no expense spared) I got ejected from the premises by a doorman for being too XXXXXXed and getting a bit abusive. Out of a good few hundred people I was the only one to leave not of my own accord.

I got a bit of credit for turning up to work the next day, mind.

Can't wait for a repeat performance next week.
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suttonred Posted on 12/12/2011 18:50
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All this festive talk is all well and good, but I've been waiting on tenterhooks for therob's rovers match report[fb]
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TheRob Posted on 16/12/2011 12:21
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The Headrow, eh? You should have gone to Square on the Lane. I got chlamydia off a bird in there about 12 years ago.

Rovers?
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Riddel Posted on 22/12/2011 09:48
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The Square closed own earlier this year. Don't know where all the stag and hen do's will go now to fight and XXXXXX.
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