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motowner Posted on 26/06/2020 16:54
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A great song,sung with gusto by the Portsmouth fans at both semi-finals in 1992.


In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,

Your mumís on the game and your dadís in the nick,

You canít get a job ícause youíre so f***ing thick,

In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,

You find a dead dog and think itís a treat,

Thereís sh!t on the pavement and p!ss in the street,

In your Liverpool slums"

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scouse Posted on 26/06/2020 17:25

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Thatís a nice little song, I like that.

Some of my other favourites are:

You stole my stereo,
You stole my stereo ( to the tune of Donna » Mobile (Rigoletto)).

Have you ever had a job, had a job,
Have you ever had a job (Cwm Rhondda)

Fat ugly scouser,
Youíre just a fat ugly scouser (Guantanamera) (sung at Wayne Rooney I think?)
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Dinksy Posted on 26/06/2020 20:05

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It's 'find a dead cat', not dog, you muppet
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motowner Posted on 26/06/2020 21:42

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It depends on which version of the song you select Dumbsy - there are several out there doing the rounds some with different verses, you are such a poor tool you wouldn't know that being the thick tw@t that you are.
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cunninglinguist Posted on 26/06/2020 22:30

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Cleaning a bog whilst trying to remember lyrics.

Always going to be complicated.
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Nguyen_Sinh_Cung Posted on 27/06/2020 00:28

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Load of bull about versions..

Always and never has been anything else but 'dead cat'

Fact
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motowner Posted on 27/06/2020 08:36

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As I've been self employed for almost twenty years I am unlikely to be a "bog cleaner".

Still, anyone who does have that profession is doing a lot better than one,who boasts about being a Skanky,Stinky, XXXXXX licker.

Licked out any cobwebs lately...
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pompeysoulboy Posted on 27/06/2020 12:44

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Always been cat, never dog. Like one of those dinlos who sings the loudest but don't know all the words[?]
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Tomsk Posted on 27/06/2020 13:32

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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 2016
Man Utd Chant: In your Liverpool slums
Manchester United Chants:

1. In your Liverpool slums (short version)


In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
you look in the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums,
Your mom's on the game your dad's in the nick,
you can't get a job cause you're so XXXXXX thick...
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scouse Posted on 27/06/2020 14:05

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I thought it was rat but I wasn't sure.
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motowner Posted on 27/06/2020 14:16

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Ha,Ha,Ha so even the three unwise monkeys Dumbsy, Ar$oul Boy and Ho Ho got it wrong as well.....knob heads.
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Dinksy Posted on 27/06/2020 14:57

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Pompey always sang 'cats' because they're bigger than rats so it's funnier.
You would know that if you had ever been to a game, numpty.
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dsmg Posted on 27/06/2020 15:30

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This could be another forum divider. Luv it. I'm going for cat. Never heard dog (or rat for that matter).
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motowner Posted on 27/06/2020 16:58
Edited On: 27/06/2020 17:11
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Dumbsy - I've been to more actual PFC games in my 50+ yrs of attending and supporting at matches than you could ever dream about yfc - so wind your neck in boy. You were probably still swimming about in your old man's ball bag in 1992 when the song was sung to the Scousers with such gusto.

If you bother to do any research you will find it can be dead dog, cat or rat depending on the version you choose.

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pompeysoulboy Posted on 27/06/2020 18:43

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Always has been cat.
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cunninglinguist Posted on 27/06/2020 18:47

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Never been dog.

Perhaps because it rhymes with bog, you're getting confused.
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motowner Posted on 27/06/2020 22:44

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Dog, Cat, Rat does it really matter unless you are or were a member of the PDB and in to WOADD.
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cunninglinguist Posted on 28/06/2020 05:08

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It's a good indication as to whether you're Pompey or not.

Scumner!
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cunninglinguist Posted on 28/06/2020 05:09

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It's a good indication as to whether you're Pompey or not.

Scumner!
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cunninglinguist Posted on 28/06/2020 05:09

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It's a good indication as to whether you're Pompey or not.

Scumner!
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cunninglinguist Posted on 28/06/2020 05:09

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It's a good indication as to whether you're Pompey or not.

Scumner!
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cunninglinguist Posted on 28/06/2020 05:09

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It's a good indication as to whether you're Pompey or not.

Scumner!
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cunninglinguist Posted on 28/06/2020 05:11

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Chuckle

I love repeating myself.


Shall I?
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scouse Posted on 28/06/2020 07:23

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Are you in a different time zone, cunning? 05:09 on a Sunday seems awfully early. 07:23 is bad enough.
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cunninglinguist Posted on 28/06/2020 07:28

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I certainly is.
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pompeysoulboy Posted on 28/06/2020 08:55

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Oh dear [?]. Dog cat rat what does it matter.
Anyway. Pray up Pompey!!!
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Dinksy Posted on 28/06/2020 09:11

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To be fair to M.O.T-owner the one exception with the 'cat' rule is with the Poompey Australian Supporters Branch who sing 'possum' wheneever we play there. Which is NEVER.
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BabaOReally Posted on 28/06/2020 13:04

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Dog, rat, cat. What does it matter.

God, I miss the Water Margin Chinese buffet.
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