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jizzbag Posted on 30/12/2019 17:54
If Jackett wasn't a football manager...
 
 
I think he'd be an assistant warehouse man in a stationers. Defending himself about going short on pencil sharpeners and constantly worrying if a big order came in that he wouldn't be able to handle it..

The employers would probably look at him fondly realising he's XXXXXXing hopeless but harmless and almost up for retirement so just keep him on till then...
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foreverblue62 Posted on 30/12/2019 18:40

If Jackett wasn't a football manager...

 
[^] Sounds right to me. Heres hoping for the retirement bit!!
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BedhamptonBlue69 Posted on 30/12/2019 22:14

If Jackett wasn't a football manager...

 
Id say hed make a good shop display mannequin ........standing there just staring out the window and motionless.........like it was matchday
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Bluetag Posted on 30/12/2019 23:41

If Jackett wasn't a football manager...

 
If Jackett wasn't a football manager.....

He isn't
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exgaffer Posted on 31/12/2019 10:13

If Jackett wasn't a football manager...

 
I must have a word with Kenny and assure him that retirement is definitely an attractive option 😎.
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Staunch Posted on 01/01/2020 12:19

If Jackett wasn't a football manager...

 
Think he'd either be Kenny the Binman. This because of the amount of rubbish he has brought in. Or a fluffer due to how he keeps playing with pr*cks.
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cebublue Posted on 01/01/2020 13:44

If Jackett wasn't a football manager...

 
He might become a Samaritan, after an hour on the telephone to him, life just wouldn't seem so bad.
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MickQuinnPieThief Posted on 02/01/2020 08:30

If Jackett wasn't a football manager...

 
Garden Gnome. In fact if you put a garden gnome on the touchline I doubt you would notice any difference.
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exgaffer Posted on 02/01/2020 08:58

If Jackett wasn't a football manager...

 
Scarecrow.

They dont move and are largely ineffective too.
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