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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 01/09/2019 14:49
Songs for the derby game
 
 
Same old, same old, or do we have any new / original songs?


I personally don't like swearing, so I am suggesting a tweak to an old song.


From
"We friggin hate you, we friggin hate you
You dirty scummers, we friggin hate you"


To the much more pleasant
"Bob Higgins loved you, Bob Higgins loved you
You dirty scummers,Bob Higgins loved you"
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smirnoffexpress Posted on 01/09/2019 17:29

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I prefer swearing to noncing any day of the week[:D]
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 01/09/2019 18:34

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The existing chant expresses hate, and as such can be categorised as slightly weak.

The alternative suggested chant expresses pity
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Isaac-Hunt Posted on 01/09/2019 18:39

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We love you Scummers we do...suggests sarcasm
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Portseablue Posted on 01/09/2019 19:56

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Of course it expresses hate, mainly cos we hate the Scummers, it's why most of our chants against them express hate towards them.
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Staunch Posted on 01/09/2019 20:02

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Hmm whatever happens I bet Westwood and friends dominate the chanting with nothing more than 2 line chants. How's this though, sang to the tune of Rule Britannia:

We are Portsmouth,
Fratton Park's our ground,
And your the scum team,
From an inbred town.

Oh we are Portsmouth,
Fratton Park's our ground,
And your the scum team,
From an inbred town.

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Cressers Posted on 01/09/2019 20:16

Songs for the derby game

 
To Edwin Starr's 'War'.

Scum - HUH! - What are they good for? - Absolutely nothing!
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tihkal77 Posted on 01/09/2019 21:11

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4-1 on your big day out...
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GRUMPYDELLDAYS76 Posted on 01/09/2019 21:15

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I know some [cr]
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dickiereynolds Posted on 01/09/2019 21:18

Songs for the derby game

 
David Norris,needs a knighthood. Tra a la a la (tune to the xmas ditty).
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Isaac-Hunt Posted on 02/09/2019 08:10

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Where's your statue gone

far far away
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tricky_ricky_pfc Posted on 02/09/2019 08:17

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We should repeatedly chant the Lords Prayer at them for the entire first half. Itíll freak them out.

Rickyís tried getting this going before, but to no avail.
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Wayno Posted on 02/09/2019 13:43

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Ricky, We could dress westwood up as jesus for full effect
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cunninglinguist Posted on 02/09/2019 15:24

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Just sing them the verses to 'their' song.

It's a death march, FFS! 😎

What a bunch of caants.
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Deebo Posted on 02/09/2019 16:21

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"We should repeatedly chant the Lords Prayer at them for the entire first half."

Faf!!!

We could all wear pointy white hoods and have a flaming crucifix in the FE. [:D]
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 02/09/2019 16:53

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I do like the Edwin Starr song. Can I suggest a slight change.

Scum:-!woah, What have they won - Absolutely nothing!

Say it again
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GRUMPYDELLDAYS76 Posted on 02/09/2019 17:42

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Are there any grown ups in Portsmouth?
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cunninglinguist Posted on 02/09/2019 17:50

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You can sing while we bury you.
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rocketman Posted on 02/09/2019 18:37

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Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
We flipping hate you coonts!








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smirnoffexpress Posted on 02/09/2019 19:20

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If Westwood is going to be Jesus, can I volunteer to nail him to his cross please.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 02/09/2019 22:50

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Sing when your losing, you never sing when your losing
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Tomsk Posted on 02/09/2019 23:05

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Can I suggest a tweak to at least make it grammatically correct;
Sing when you're losing, you never sing when you're losing.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 02/09/2019 23:08

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You've just blown my cover Tonking, err Tomsk
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Tomsk Posted on 02/09/2019 23:16

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There's no excuse for poor grammar however many logins you have.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 02/09/2019 23:22

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Should there have been a comma after 'grammar' in your last post?
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Tomsk Posted on 02/09/2019 23:44

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No
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 02/09/2019 23:51

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Should there have been a full stop after the word No?
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Tomsk Posted on 03/09/2019 09:52

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Yes, doh!
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Agri Posted on 03/09/2019 16:17

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Scummers, Scummers, Scummers.
Ner ner ner ner ner ner na
ner ner ner ner ner ner na
Scummers, Scummers, filthy scummers.

And repeat.
or

Ner ner ner ner ner Scummers
Na Na Na Na Na Scummers

Anything else will be a challenge to learn for quite a few.
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Deebo Posted on 03/09/2019 16:18

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How does that go again?
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 03/09/2019 21:03

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Tonkers "Hi John, have you been looking on fans-online recently, we've got some great new songs.

Westwood "yes mate, but we don't really deviate from ner ners if I am honest.

Tonkers "OK mush, how about I get some words for "Can't get you out of my head by Kylie Monogue. Lots of nerring TBF"

Westwood " OK mate, write it down, and we'll see if we can get our minds round the words"
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Isaac-Hunt Posted on 13/09/2019 14:06

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Poor little scummer
it must be a bummer
to watch your f.ucking team
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karb Posted on 14/09/2019 00:52

Songs for the derby game

 
Hello Hello we are the Portsmouth Boys
Hello Hello You'll know us by our noise
And if you are a Scummer fan
Surrender or you'll die
We all hate the Scummers

Repeat
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