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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 31/01/2019 19:00
Crouching Peter - Hidden Hard-on
 
 
I'm writing a new comedy about a big lanky footballer who finds it difficult to express himself without being noticed.

Apparently, when he did the Crouch - the clip has been touched up by the BBC and ITV.

Has anyone got any anecdotes or good potential lines for the script?



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ForeverBlue Posted on 31/01/2019 19:09

Crouching Peter - Hidden Hard-on

 
What would you be if you weren't a footballer Peter?

A virgin.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 31/01/2019 19:11
Edited On: 11/02/2019 21:04
Crouching Peter - Hidden Hard-on

 
That is certainly one of the key lines in the script. I only want to mention it once though.


I heard that when Graham Taylor first took Crouch to Villa, he couldn't control his emotions - and kept getting excited when the crosses came over - and crouched down a bit and kept missing easy headers.

Who'd have thought a bloke with this issue would eventually score more headed goals in the Premier League than any other player.


http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/pilotonline.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/f/82/f8247f26-781a-53e8-af9a-af37f1d11793/563d93b8729b6.image.jpg
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/250-000-pupils-being-taught-110746273.html?guccounter=1

Almost as bizzare as the fact that Gilles still thinks that lee Harvey oswald killed Kennedy all on his own.

Link: this
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