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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 31/01/2019 19:00
Crouching Peter - Hidden Hard-on
I'm writing a new comedy about a big lanky footballer who finds it difficult to express himself without being noticed.

Apparently, when he did the Crouch - the clip has been touched up by the BBC and ITV.

Has anyone got any anecdotes or good potential lines for the script?

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ForeverBlue Posted on 31/01/2019 19:09

Crouching Peter - Hidden Hard-on

What would you be if you weren't a footballer Peter?

A virgin.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 31/01/2019 19:11
Edited On: 11/02/2019 21:04
Crouching Peter - Hidden Hard-on

That is certainly one of the key lines in the script. I only want to mention it once though.

I heard that when Graham Taylor first took Crouch to Villa, he couldn't control his emotions - and kept getting excited when the crosses came over - and crouched down a bit and kept missing easy headers.

Who'd have thought a bloke with this issue would eventually score more headed goals in the Premier League than any other player.


Almost as bizzare as the fact that Gilles still thinks that lee Harvey oswald killed Kennedy all on his own.

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