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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 11/10/2017 20:58
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with Charlton Invicta

I’m not sure if I should just go and be a proper mush with a very serious face and no jokes, or try to get an early shower in.
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cunninglinguist Posted on 12/10/2017 05:50
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Just try and play it straight. Keep the balls down and try not to make too many XXXXXX ups.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 12/10/2017 10:15
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I could dye my hair ginger to make me less attractive
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PoopScoop Posted on 12/10/2017 10:21
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Or you could grow a "man tail" like Ricky Holmes......you could then be his double on the other side. [:D]
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 12/10/2017 16:27
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Well, I got home and found a letter from the club asking me to fill in a gender expression ID form to see how I rate myself - ie Masculine, Feminine, Neutral, LGBT.

I personally think they are violating my human rights, as I just want to play a game of football without the need to write down my sexual preferences on a silly PC form.

Whatever next? maybe I could get examined or get given the once over by the local Bobby Higginz character.
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oi_oi_saveloy Posted on 12/10/2017 16:33
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If that's true about the form it actually wouldn't surise me.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 12/10/2017 16:53
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I contacted them about this to see if it was really necessary, and they said they have previously had guys from the new Forest, Romsey, Chandlers Ford and Brighton all more than happy to fill them in if it meant that each section of the community was represented.
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oi_oi_saveloy Posted on 12/10/2017 17:45
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Tell them you're a lesbian and would anyone be offended if you wore a strap on with your team shorts on.

Brighton, chandlers ford and Romsey, no big surprises there then.
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Bluenote Posted on 12/10/2017 19:07
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I've always thought that short sighted cack-handed people like me with total lack of coordination, stamina and sense of direction were held back from being great footballers. I'm glad the world is changing and becoming more inclusive.
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exiledpompeyfan Posted on 12/10/2017 19:18
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That form shows what a fvcked up PC world we live in these days. It shouldn't matter how you see yourself, all that should matter is if you're good enough.
Just put on the form that you're one thing then when you get there act differently, for example put on the form that you're gay then when you get there act masculine [:D]
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oi_oi_saveloy Posted on 12/10/2017 19:44
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Or tell them you're straight then turn up as pete, that'd confuse them.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 13/10/2017 12:51
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Well, the weird thing is that they said as the leading LGBT club in the country they would love to have representation from all sections of the community and have connections from all parts of the country.

They asked me where I was originally from – and I said “Portsmouth”. They said they that it would be great to have an LGBT person from the Pompey area – as they had only previously had 1 person from our area but he was straight - but had loads of enquiries from gay people from other coastal regions in Hampshire.

They asked me If I knew a guy called Rudi or a Doctor called Andrew. I said I didn’t know them – and that I was actually straight. They then said they would get back to me.
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TAFKAGDR Posted on 13/10/2017 13:01
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I think those forms should be mandatory at all football clubs. That way you can tell the wooly woofters to fvck off before they get there.
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Deebo Posted on 13/10/2017 13:34
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"Or tell them you're straight then turn up as pete, that'd confuse them."

Pete has mentioned on numerous occasions that he is not homosexual.
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pompeyandpoor Posted on 13/10/2017 13:38
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If you are transgender can you be a homo?

Just asking loike
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TAFKAGDR Posted on 13/10/2017 13:46
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It's the same thing.
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oi_oi_saveloy Posted on 13/10/2017 13:53
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"Pete has mentioned on numerous occasions that he is not homosexual"

Well who's going to admit to that on a public forum.
We're still waiting for lady hands to come out, we already have the photographic evidence.
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FatBastard Posted on 13/10/2017 18:09
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"I've got a footy trial this weekend"

Good luck and I hope you're not found guilty of impersonating a footballer
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 15/10/2017 13:36
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Looks like it could be coming soon at your local doctor's surgery...... sexual orientation questions from 2019.


It's a very mad world

Link: Coming your way soon?
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Bluenote Posted on 15/10/2017 13:53
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I filled in a questionnaire for Harvey Weinstein once. It said 'Are you prepared to do absolutely anything to be a success in the film industry?' I answered yes and he promptly had a wvnk right in front of me.
Anyway, after 20 successful years in the movie business I've decided to share this with everybody and get proper indignant.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 15/10/2017 14:40
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Guess who sacked Weinstein for being an "incorrigible bully"?

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Bluenote Posted on 15/10/2017 16:53
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I'm guessing Eisner......?
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