Thats A Mackem!
By Davey Brown
Tuesday 07 Feb 2012 08:38:00
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That’s A Mackem by Davey Brown

 

Sing to the tune of ‘That’s Amore’.

 

 

#When you're sat in the pub

 

 

And you're watching your club

 

 

That's a mackem

 

 

 

When you leave at half-time

 

 

As you're done by the Tyne

 

 

That's a mackem

 

 

 

When your team's on its arse

 

 

And your support is a farce

 

 

That's a mackem

 

 

 

When your favourite date

 

 

Is in 1908

 

 

That's a mackem

 

 

 

When you live in the dark

 

 

Cast by St James' Park

 

 

That's a mackem#

 

 

 

 

When you feed from the bins

 

And you've got lots of chins

 

That's a mackem

 

 

When you look for a skip

 

For the chance of a kip

 

That's a mackem

 

 

When you limp in your clogs

 

And you drink from the bogs

 

That's a mackem

 

 

When you can't pronounce keys

 

And your chips stink of cheese

 

That's a mackem

 

 

When your giro is late

 

And the provvy won't wait

 

That's a mackem

 

 

When your chairman gets loud

 

Cos the pub's pinched his crowd

 

That's a mackem

 

 

When your favourite meal

 

Is a crap tenner deal

 

That's a mackem

 

 

When you star in Bum Fights

 

And you burgle at nights

 

That's a mackem

 

 

When you've shit your Y-fronts

 

And you're acting like c**ts

 

That's a mackem



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