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SohoFox Posted on 06/06/2019 12:02
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In my hotel in Almeria.
After you have had a tom-tit, instead of paper there is a hand held remote control you take out of its socket on the wall.
First you select the button to say if you are male or female (bit of a problem for some!).
Then there's a load of whirring and this nozzle appears in the bowl and positions itself.
Then you press the water spray button and select the pressure you want.
Then more whirring and suddenly it jet sprays your arris for as long as you want.
Then you press the drying button and it blows air up your arris - you can increase the temperature to a nicely warm or even hot.
Then sit there doing faack all till you've had a gutful.
Then press the stop button and get up to pull up your Y-fronts.
And then guess what!
Arris is still covered in shyte.
So then reach for the bog roll which you should have used in the first place. [smi][smi][smi]
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borebage53 Posted on 06/06/2019 12:35
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Pervert!!![;)]
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Filbo65 Posted on 06/06/2019 12:43
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Never been to Japan, then?
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foxinabox Posted on 06/06/2019 12:47
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Soho [^]

Water has no power over sh it. The ideal arrangement would be a variety of brushes, soap, shower gel, water and a small amount of sulphuric acid to get rid of the dingleberries which somehow cling on to your backside for dear life. Then you can use the dryer to your heart's content.

I do not know how nomadic tribal people get by with just using their left hand. That's gross [xx(]

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SohoFox Posted on 06/06/2019 12:48
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Yes I have been to Japan - in 1984.
But I don't remember toilets like that.
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Drew-Peacock Posted on 06/06/2019 12:51
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Think of your carbon arris print
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hackneyfox Posted on 06/06/2019 12:51
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We had one of those when we were in Miami last year.
Just wish I'd recorded the reaction when my lad used it the first time.
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Filbo65 Posted on 06/06/2019 13:14
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I remember being in transit in Bahrain in the 80s, and wondering why there was a shower handset in the khazi...[xx(]
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shanetko Posted on 06/06/2019 18:34
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I like the jet sprays in India. Different to the continental as you’re in control of it. Like hosing your plants. Clean arris no hemaroids.
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DagenhamFox Posted on 06/06/2019 18:45
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There was an Indian restaurant near Finsbury Square with one of those. It looks well too hard work for me.
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bnet Posted on 06/06/2019 20:35
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the bum guns in Vietnam are good.
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Filbo65 Posted on 07/06/2019 01:25
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Shane – has anyone got piles from wiping their hole with Andrex? [:O]
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