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isimba Posted on 09/11/2018 00:11
Dropping a Right Bollock when an adult.....

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Had a friend, who stayed at a fairly traditional French hotel about 5 years ago. Woke up with a real bad case of Delhi belly but couldn’t use the room facilities as they were occupied.
Chased up about 4 floors of this hotel until in a desperate state, at last, found a bog with unlocked door.
Proceeded with humungous dump which nigh on filled the pan in 30 seconds as sometimes happens.
After wiping the sweat from his brow, said friend wonders why his knees are touching the far wall and there is no basin.
You’ve guessed it- he is sitting on a spare (unconnected) toilet in a cupboard!
Any other offers?
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ericsteel Posted on 09/11/2018 08:42
Dropping a Right Bollock when an adult.....

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Sounds like the same friend... staying at a French hotel got XXXXXXsed, went to bed with a big bar of chocolate, fell asleep, woke up late naked in bed with the aforementioned cocoa based treat melted over him and the sheets. Maid walks in sees the mess, thinks he's shat himself and looks at him in distgust. Friend trys to explain in schoolboy French that it's chocolate not poo by making Mmmm yum yum sounds and gestures while dipping his finger in and licking it, maid screams and runs out the room.
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mickyhoss Posted on 09/11/2018 08:45
Dropping a Right Bollock when an adult.....

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5hagging lumpy Lil
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Eezgorritonim Posted on 09/11/2018 21:50
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Filling the works van with petrol instead of diesel,they weren't happy.
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