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mickyhoss Posted on 07/11/2018 09:14
Dropping A Right Bollock as a kid
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1, Writing the band 'SWEAT' on my school bag
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ClaphamFox Posted on 07/11/2018 09:19
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Doing the 'w@nker' hand sign behind the back of a teacher I believed had treated me unfairly. When he took me into the corridor and held me up to the wall by my throat it occurred to me that I may have made an error of judgment.
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CityFox Posted on 07/11/2018 09:29
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Them were the days. Proper teachers.
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TheCraftyOldFox Posted on 07/11/2018 10:03
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Crying my eyes out and having a massive tantrum on an epic scale because my Old Boy wouldn't buy me a pair of Bay City Roller trousers ... Never lost it so much in my entire life ! .....
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borebage53 Posted on 07/11/2018 10:48
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Refused to open my mouth when Dr.Balfe wanted to take my temperature. So he deftly turned me over and found another 'point of entry' for the thermometer!
3 Irish Doctor's in Burbage in those days and you soon learnt it wasn't wise to mess them about!
O'Donovan,O'Malley and Balfe!
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borebage53 Posted on 07/11/2018 10:52
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.....57/58 years ago I guess but it still seems as vivid as yesterday![sad]
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Filbert_Tyler Posted on 07/11/2018 11:05
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Placing an aerosol can in the old man's bonfire and then watching it launch itself through the glass of his green house, I got a right good hiding that day.
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mickyhoss Posted on 07/11/2018 11:14
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Worked at a company who employed 2 Jim Hill's so I thought it would be fun to write "Jim Hill is a c**t" on the bog wall
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hampshirefox Posted on 07/11/2018 11:31
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Given a golf ball (I'd never seen one in real life before) by my Auntie who lived in Tower Street.
Went out in the back yard bounced it off the ground into the wall and watched in horror as it flew back past me through her kitchen window. Not much of a golf fan after that,
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Wombat Posted on 07/11/2018 13:19
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Around 5 or 6 years old, round at a pals house

Seeing a lovely brightly coloured liquid in a jam jar on a shelf, and thinking "I could just do with a nice swig of pop!"

of course it turned out to be some type of cleaning fluid and was rushed immediately to hospital and had my stomach pumped which was a horrible experience.

Not my wisest decision [sad] but "free pop" for a 5 year old is a tempting proposition
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isimba Posted on 07/11/2018 13:46
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My dad was ex army and very short tempered. He had a habit of drinking that 'Camp' coffee stuff that comes in a bottle. One day, I watched as he carefully measured out 2 teaspoons of Brown HP sauce into a mug. Being a helpful 6 year old, I pointed out his error. only to get a clout round the ear'ole and told it was my fault!
I also remember him attacking the cooker with a broom handle a la John Cleese when the gas wouldn't light. Happy days!
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haardaarss Posted on 07/11/2018 14:16
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@borebage53

I had a similar experience but I later found it wasn't a thermometer
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foxinabox Posted on 07/11/2018 14:58
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I remember having scalding water dropped on my head by my Dad as a result of colliding with him in the kitchen while he was making a cup of tea. I have vivid memories of how bad the pain was. I guess that if it had happened today I'd be cuddled and cosseted and generally made a fuss of, but this was the time before cuddles came into fashion, and I was blamed all round for running without due care and attention. I was five, ffs. My dad entirely escaped blame for brandishing a kettle of scalding water around when there was a child in the vicinity. I was getting on for thirty before I realised that it may not have been entirely my fault.

[:(!]
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lee3lions Posted on 07/11/2018 15:57
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Illicitly splashing dadís Old Spice on my boat race and then going for a pee and getting it on my brooch and earrings. Stung like a bastagee.
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Adumass Posted on 07/11/2018 17:12
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fiab - i hate to break it to you, but i reckon it was entirely your fault!
[:D]
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Feckit Posted on 07/11/2018 17:29
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Taking the lid of the locust container in the Biology lab at Corpus Christi school in the early 70s, Mr Brown wasnít best pleased and the whole class got the cane as nobody snitched on me....
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mac_ Posted on 07/11/2018 17:30
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Playing stretch with boss eyed Darren.
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foxinabox Posted on 07/11/2018 17:46
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If it was the nineteenth century I would probably have been sent to the workhouse, but I got away with it thanks to the namby-pamby spineless way of treating children at that time. Sometimes, if my father was in a good mood, I got sent to bed without a thrashing. That was a real treat [:D]
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northleicsblue Posted on 07/11/2018 17:55
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Doing that thing where you walk behind someone and clip their left foot when it's in the air onto their right ankle so they trip.

To my mum.

The only time she ever hit me - a proper smack round the face.

[xx(]
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northleicsblue Posted on 07/11/2018 17:57
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Oh, and making a bike from bits down the tip, without any brakes, then riding it down 'Devils Hill'
Took all the skin off one side of my face when I crashed
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Fox_I_am Posted on 07/11/2018 22:24
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After struggling to bowl my older brother out at cricket whilst playing down the side of our grandads house on Beaumont Leys Lane, I secretly swapped the tennis ball for a similar sized rock and bowled a full toss for my next ball. Our kid gloved it on this occasion, well kind of - he wasnít wearing gloves so suffered a smashed thumb. I got in mahoosive trouble and felt very ashamed. Was quite crafty for a 7 year old though
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Mustapha_Teabreak Posted on 07/11/2018 22:37
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stuck a drill-bit in an electric socket once, i learned how to fly.

dropping a new toilet roll in the bog, and unravelling half of it to find a dry bit and causing the lavvy to overflow at 2am.

dropped a cast iron sewer grill on my mate dave's hand that broke it and my dad had to drive him hospital.

plugging live into ground in one of those electrical thingys in chemistry till it blew up.

holding a classroom door closed thinking my mate was on the other side when it was the teacher.

riding with my 2 mates having three bikes tied together with rope, and ending up in the hospital after going over the handlebars and having stitches in my forehead.

chucking bottles filled with creosote on a bonfire in a farmers field, and seeing them explode with huge plumes of black smoke. man he was pi$$ed off when he caught us.

and probably the dumbest. rolling rocks down a hill into oncoming cars on a school trip to Germany.
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jackieguaccamole Posted on 08/11/2018 00:45
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I used to run through corn fields..
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mickyhoss Posted on 08/11/2018 07:56
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Did you not chase a snake into the cane fields
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ClaphamFox Posted on 08/11/2018 08:22
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Fox_I_am [:(!]
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Fox_I_am Posted on 08/11/2018 12:04
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sorry bro. But you were in bat for a long, long time [:D]
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neverbemastered Posted on 08/11/2018 17:47
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Being told to place basket ball in the corner in p.e. kicked it at my mate- who ducked- said ball duly hit top corner of pommel horse and flew at the speed of light straight into guts of p.e. teacher, said teacher dropped to floor severely winded.
It was one of those moments where everyone else took a step backwards and you were left in no man's land.
Given the slipper- which was actually one of my own brand new gola trainers.
Scorched earth effect on XXXXXX.
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mickyhoss Posted on 08/11/2018 18:35
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I wrote "Our God Is Jimmy Bloomfield" on the blackboard in RE class thinking that our usual soft shyte teacher Mr Pryke was taking the class but oh no it was the hardest teacher in the school Mr Longstaff, A proper schoolboy error
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wearthefoxhat Posted on 08/11/2018 20:01
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AAh you do lose your temper Clappers. [smi]
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wearthefoxhat Posted on 08/11/2018 20:14
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Stuck up to the local bully at the top of the slide in Sileby park, you can guess the rest.[:O][xx(][B)]
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Tubebar_Rich Posted on 08/11/2018 22:23
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At around 12 years old telling my Mum to 'get stuffed' when she was attempting to choose me some trousers in M&S and a girl I fancied from school was in the next aisle. My Mum absolutely battered me and then stormed out the shop. I had to crawl off the floor to looks of horror from the girl and my total embarrassment.
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