By TFC Vanya
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Sources out of Geordi land have Toronto FC after Newcastle striker Shela..er, Sholie something or other Ameobi.....this would be awesome.
Given that we are currently having trouble scoring goals from open play, I would be ecstatic to have a player like this in the squad. Don't know an awful lot about him, but I would be happy to finally get a player from a big club like Newcastle instead of pilfering cast offs from relegated shyt.
I especially like Carver's attitude, he says he's made Toronto difficult to beat, add in our tremendous fan support and the likes of Ameobi, and we would be the ultimate power in the universe. Able to destroy entire planets and conquer solar systems.
I really think there will come a time soon when we could challenge top clubs in Englands Championship division - yes, we are that good.
Those who are sceptical - look what we've done with players such as Lauren Robert, and Rohan Ricketts - both talented players who were coached badly and misused by their respective clubs (let's face it, the English, despite having invented the game, can't coach Football teams worth shyt, John Carver aside. At the very least, how nobody picked up Carver as a coach is beyond me).
Look at Ricketts, Dichio, Robinson, and Robert now - they're superstars in Canada, Dichio is a god damned household name in Canada now. We take Euro castoffs and turn them into real footballers - something that could never happen had they stayed in the slums of England.
A big 'FUCK YOU' in advance to all the haters like Goonerhooky, EssexSkyBlue and pretty much everyone at Bentley's Roof who can all suck my balls.
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