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TownFish Posted on 13/11/2012 19:21
10/52 Glos v Worcs by Mr Gold

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26/08/2000 Some cricket final at Lords

The minibus with ten of us aboard left Glorious Gloucester at 7.15 on Saturday morning and it was already XXXXXXing down. The first beers were consumed shortly after departure and the first XXXXXX stop was at The Little Chef in Oxon somewhere, just around the corner from Mr Blacks kennel. We decided to have some breakfast there and the XXXXXXs wouldn't let us take our ale to the table! Five pounds for just about the worst breakfast I've ever had. It took about half an hour to arrive and the beans weren't even Heinz. Cockers. Parked the minibus up about half a mile from Lords. Still XXXXXXing. We were walking past Abbey Road Studios looking at all the XXXXXXty Beetles graffiti on the walls outside when the "W" said, "I wonder where the real Abbey Road Studios in London are." Fool. Anyway, got to The Lords Tavern and had to wait for about twenty minutes for a XXXXXX drink. Still XXXXXXing down. Met Green and Blue. Went to more pubs in St Johns Wood, Little Venice and god knows where. Green was XXXXXXed. Orange was even more XXXXXXed. In fact he was the most XXXXXXed I've ever seen him. Falling about all over the place, covered in dirt, blood running from his knees (he was wearing shorts). Went back to The Tavern where the football results were coming on the TV. Big rendition of "Swindon's going down" by all the Rovers XXXXXXs in there. Looked a bit iffy for a while as the chanting got going. Orange then fell asleep in another pub for about an hour. When we woke him up he came over to the "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" (more like "Who Wants To Be A XXXXXX") game that me and Mr Cream were playing on and touched the screen just as we were about to win twenty quid. Of course he denied it and this lead to a bit of, erm, an "incident." Anyway, got the XXXXXX minibus back to GG. All of us XXXXXXed. Woke up back outside my house. Me and Orange got out. Orange threw his guts up which was nice. He went home, I went for last orders. Cricket? What XXXXXX cricket? Still, we won in the end. We're too good you XXXXXXs.

Are you sure you want some more? It's gone very quiet here..............
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Riddel Posted on 15/11/2012 10:31
10/52 Glos v Worcs by Mr Gold

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Yep, keep em coming Mr Fish. Now we are all responsible adults it's good to look back on the sometimes foolish exhuberence of youth. Although Mr Gold was 45 when he penned this fine tome.
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TownFish Posted on 18/11/2012 18:05
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I'm somewhat confused about the XXXXXXXXX's in that last one, they don't usually come out like that do they? I'll amend the next ones if I can be bothered.

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Paolo69 Posted on 23/11/2012 13:45
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I enjoy the occasional gander Mr Fish. Sad but true!
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