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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 18/04/2017 22:00
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Reporter...... “What would you be if you weren’t a footballer?”

Peter Crouch..... “A virgin”


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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 18/04/2017 22:01
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“I’ve never been relegated from the Premier League and I don’t intend to start now.”

Harry Redknapp.... before joining the Ponyboys
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 18/04/2017 22:04
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"You hate the fact that the last Three years we are one of the best teams in England"

Iteem.... in April 2017 on Fansonline- Portsmouth when shown the list of the best ever South Coast Football teams.
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oi_oi_saveloy Posted on 18/04/2017 22:06
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That's not really a football quote though is it, it's more a quote from a deluded half wit.
It is funny mind.
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Stanley-H-Tweedle Posted on 18/04/2017 22:12
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It's the best quote there though. [cr]
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 18/04/2017 22:15
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If only more Southampton fans had more passion like Iteem, they'd be a bit noisier, a bit uglier and have the biggest cross dressing festival in the whole of Europe.
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pfc_blues Posted on 19/04/2017 07:52
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"when they don't score, they hardly ever win" - Michael owen with some advice every team should take note of [:D]
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westbourne_blue Posted on 19/04/2017 14:03
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"I don't make predictions and I never will."

Gazza
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muschi Posted on 19/04/2017 15:00
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Everton manager talking about Duncan Mckenzie "He's a real fart smeller".
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Briefcase_wanchor Posted on 19/04/2017 16:00
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Love him or hate him, Graham Taylor provided top quotes:

"What was he doing in the fvcking box" on Carlton Palmer scoring

"Can we not knock it"

"Oh fvcking, do I not like that"




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Bulc Posted on 19/04/2017 16:14
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Kevin Keegan

“It’s like a toaster, the ref’s shirt pocket. Every time there’s a tackle, up pops a yellow card. I’m talking metaphysically now of course.”
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blueshark Posted on 19/04/2017 16:19
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Redknapp @ West Ham talking about a player called Danni or some such name.
He was meant to be a good looking bloke & it went something like
"I dont know whether to play him or shag him"

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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 19/04/2017 18:04
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"They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job"

Brian Clough
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oi_oi_saveloy Posted on 19/04/2017 18:55
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Brian clough on one of his defenders being injured.

"Boss he's got a concussion he doesn't even know who he is"

Clough: "put him up front and tell him he's George Best"
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 19/04/2017 19:05
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"We’re in a no-win situation, except if we win we’ll go through to the next round"

Graeme Le Saux - One of the smart footballers
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trueblue00 Posted on 20/04/2017 09:57
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Brian Clough was the best for quotes!!

"The River Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years"

"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one"

"If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there"

"I bet their dressing room will smell of garlic rather than liniment over the next few months."On the number of French players at arsenal

"We talk about it for twenty minutes and then we decide I was right." On dealing with a player who disagrees

''That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror, rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that."On England goalkeeper David Seaman
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pompeyhighlander Posted on 20/04/2017 10:31
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"Alehouse brawlers!" Bill Shankly on you-kmow-who.
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northstandgeorge Posted on 20/04/2017 10:45
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Poopscoot

There were 250000 fans on the common when we paraded the fact cup. Get all of them to give £100 each to raise £25 million to rebuild Fratton Park
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1teeminants Posted on 20/04/2017 13:06
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" I predict a season of struggle for scum "

[cr][cr]

Divvy Woy on here

We then come 8 th ,7 th and 6 th which in our mini league in the premier translates to 3 rd ,2 nd and 1st. The likes of us Stoke, West Brom , Everton, West Ham etc will never finish higher than 6 th anybody with a brain cell knows this which counts you coonts out. Leicester was a freak.
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CountVonCount Posted on 20/04/2017 13:19
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What the fvck was that? The mayor of hiroshima.
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oi_oi_saveloy Posted on 20/04/2017 13:42
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This is a new classic,keep clutching at those straws lady hands.

1teem[quote] "We then come 8 th ,7 th and 6 th which in our mini league in the premier translates to 3 rd ,2 nd and 1st"

You really shouldn't drink babycham during the day mush.
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cebublue Posted on 20/04/2017 13:50
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I bet even he wishes he never said that.
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1teeminants Posted on 20/04/2017 13:55
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Warrens 76
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oi_oi_saveloy Posted on 20/04/2017 14:02
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Is he, well please tell him many happy returns from all of us.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 20/04/2017 19:25
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If it wasn't for the mini league of Sunderland and Liverpool, we would have won the FA cup in 1992.

If it wasn't for the mini league of Chelsea, we would have won the FA cup in 2010

If it wasn't for the mini league of Tottenham, Chelsea and arsenal, we would be the most successful club in the whole of Southern England (including Suffolk).

To be honest, these mini leagues are a pain in the ar55.
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CountVonCount Posted on 20/04/2017 21:08
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To be fair the gaffer tape is a cvnt.
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suffolkpompey Posted on 20/04/2017 23:02
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"Does anyone still think we'll finish in the top 3"

Kentpompey.
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waschrisburnsbelowsealevelheader Posted on 20/04/2017 23:12
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Our mini league?

What the actual fvck?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
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tihkal77 Posted on 20/04/2017 23:22
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'its just not a footballing city' - A. Shearer

Five live presenter...'how do you spell Răducioiu?'

H. Redknapp...'C.R.A.P.'
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 20/04/2017 23:28
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Iteem just can't help 'coming out' with classics - I missed his earlier one.

"The likes of us Stoke, West Brom , Everton, West Ham etc will never finish higher than 6 th anybody with a brain cell knows this.... Leicester was a freak".
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Frattoniser Posted on 21/04/2017 16:42
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"Who kicked that, no wonder you are in the fecking reserves!"
Harry Redknapp after being hit on the back of the head with a ball whilst giving a TV interview.

It was a striker with a bad habit, came from somewhere like Sheffield.
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Norse-returns Posted on 21/04/2017 18:46
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"If we played like this every week, we wouldn't be so inconsistent." - BRYAN ROBSON


"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - DAVID ACFIELD


"Glenn Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Bryan Robson." - RON GREENWOOD

"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip." - JOHN MOTSON


"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - STUART PEARCE


"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." - ALAN SHEARER



"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." - TERRY VENABLES
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DeepBlue Posted on 21/04/2017 19:02
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Frattoniser .... no it wasn't.

It was a youth team player ... Terry Young, if I'm remembering his name right (not 100% sure).
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FrattonWise Posted on 21/04/2017 19:48
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Ohhh He had Seaman dribbling out of his box there [xx(] (Unknown commo)
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 21/04/2017 19:53
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"It was like living in a different country"

Ian Rush on his move to Juventus
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