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meonpup Posted on 11/01/2017 18:35
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Our friendly scummer is back - David Owen Winter - the Southampton based paranormal investigator

On his latest You Tube post he has "moved on" with his hatred from Pompey, Gypsies and the makers of Most Haunted he now hates an arsenal fan Mr. DT and is offering him out online - though he alleges there will be no take-up because he is scared of our David!.

Do wish he would come back on here - any ideas how we can send an invite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDGoQg-_-fg
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 11/01/2017 18:41
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Excellent. I think a few of us need to get onto youtube on that video and ask him to come on FOL and explain why he thinks the mighty saints are better than Pompey

He is quality entertainment and so much better than 90% of our trolls on here
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Forastero Posted on 12/01/2017 09:31
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'...and explain why he thinks the mighty saints are better than Pompey'

Maybe because they're safe in the PL, financially doing ok and are in a strong position in the League Cup semis.

I'm no scum fan (obviously) but come on, look at the evidence in front of you. And possibly concentrate on supporting Pompey rather than gazing up the M27.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 12/01/2017 13:14
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The very reason DOW is being mentioned is because of his very funny attacks on Pompey. He is very entertaining.

Some of us don't live in a goldfish bowl, and look further than our own town for news and views.
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oi_oi_saveloy Posted on 12/01/2017 13:16
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He's very entertaining.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 12/01/2017 13:18
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he was the funniest persona on this board last year - and that is a FACT
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Deebo Posted on 12/01/2017 13:29
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Nostrildamus.
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 12/01/2017 19:34
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This is almost as funny as the one and only Dave Owen Winter.

It is very very funny

Link: Very moving words
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Pony_pumpers Posted on 12/01/2017 20:45
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Unbelievable Jeff.
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pompeyandpoor Posted on 12/01/2017 20:48
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I'm no scum fan (obviously) but come on, look at the evidence in front of you. And possibly concentrate on supporting Pompey rather than gazing up the M27.
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Why obviously ? Sound like scumpty to me, full of XXXXXXe answer self importance
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meonpup Posted on 13/01/2017 08:37
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Firstly, I live amongst them and take the opportunity to hammer them very time I can.

Gulf - fantastic - what a load of garbage! Love the sincerity of the players humming along, particularly Fonte and Van Dyke who will soon be off.

Surprised Lawrie wasn't on it and it has not been featured on South Today - i think we should lobby for it - show the world how pathetic they are once again.

Of Course this will soon be on Mr. Winters U Tube site - can you send it to him?
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Bluenote Posted on 13/01/2017 09:14
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That's a difficult call - which is more hysterical, Nostrils or We are Southampton? Thing is neither of them realise how funny they are.
I'm going with 'We are Southampton....' Cheesy or what?
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1teeminants Posted on 13/01/2017 09:32
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Could be worse pup. We could have a load of fluffy toys at the back of our stand, a XXXXXXed up clown as our leader or our favourite anthem with ner. Ner. Ner as the main words or we could be just

fourth division garbage.

Imagine that ffs
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Stanley-H-Tweedle Posted on 13/01/2017 09:49
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And...we have our second bite. [cr]
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david_of_dumballand Posted on 13/01/2017 10:00
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I doubt you'll find many saints fans not agreeing that he's a full on weirdo. There's a freak that dresses like a clown, as if he's some sort of Westwood character. Bournemouth away was a bit of a freak show as well, and the 'my way' song is awful, and no doubt someone in an office thought it'd be a good idea. When the majority agree with you, I don't see how it's some kind of badge of honour to take the XXXXXX. That nostril freak is up there with DoC in the loon stakes.
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Bluenote Posted on 13/01/2017 10:05
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No, mate - nothing is worse than 'We are Southampton'. Plastic, cheesy, schmaltzy, cringeworthy and faf.
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david_of_dumballand Posted on 13/01/2017 10:09
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It's agreed that it's cringey. I doubt there's many that do think it's good. There's probably some office pen pusher that sits on twitter all day that came up with the idea.
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Bluenote Posted on 13/01/2017 10:31
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Yep - some clueless marketing twit. Even Scummers are that bad....
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 13/01/2017 11:12
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Meon, it's funnier than that Fonte had the idea, drove the project and wrote some of the lyrics.

I think we should try to come up with some words for him. I'v got their words on screen for some help with the p[hraing - Here is my starter

And soon Fonte won’t be here
He’s put his transfer, request in
He’s heading north, to a big club
With more passion, that is better

A club that’s built on cash
They sell their players, in a sly way
But more, much more than this
They like the gay wave


Link: Lyrics by Jose Fonte and mates
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1teeminants Posted on 13/01/2017 11:19
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Better still

We could watch a player destroy our team then have a w@nkfest over him.

Thierry . clap clap clap

Imagine that ffs
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RavoPFC Posted on 13/01/2017 11:45
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I wonder if nostrils has done a video ranting about how the club he supports knowingly covered up child molestation.
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meonpup Posted on 13/01/2017 16:18
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I would suggest that would be a lift;e too close to home and remind him of "uncle Iteeminants", Uncle under the east", "uncle Lawrie", "Uncle Matt", "uncle David Jones" and "Uncle Les"
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 13/01/2017 16:35
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And soon Fonte won’t be here
He’s put his transfer, request in
He’s heading north, to a big club
With more passion, that is better

A club that’s built on cash
They sell their players, in a sly way
But more, much more than this
They like the gay wave

There’s been dark times, I think you knew
With Uncle Bob and that statue
And a new stadium ,we got for free
In those war times, we hid up trees
We are the Saints, we’ll never reach the top
We are Southampton
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david_of_dumballand Posted on 13/01/2017 18:28
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Our star striker, has left for Eastleigh
I cannot see us, finish in the top 3
Another 0-0, we boo and hiss
What's that vile smell?
Oh it's Westwood and p iss

And FE Pete, hates poor old cookie
He's starting to troll, at quarter to 3
Our new deadly striker, we signed on a free
And he's utter sh*te, says Kentpompey

As albie once said, we'll give it 3 years
We'll swap places with scummers
It ended in tears

Donnie, and Plymouth and now even Carlisle
We're getting fed up, watching this bile

And now the times come, we aren't going up
At least we can dream of, the 3rd round of the cup
This croaky scouser's, not earning his pay
He will be sacked, long before may
Fed up with DoC, he's got too much to say
This is the pompeyyyyyyyy way
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pompeyandpoor Posted on 13/01/2017 19:30
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Hate to say but the scumpty version was faf [^]
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Gulf_of_Tonking Posted on 14/01/2017 00:02
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To be fair, that is quite funny, can't believe Dave Winter didn't make the final cut though.
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meonpup Posted on 14/01/2017 10:58
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Fair play scummer - nice bit of banter

Shame I quite cannot see our players singing it though.

Can just see Fonte doing his Dennis Waterman - "wrote the theme tune, sung the theme tune.....and then fxxxed off!"
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Albie01 Posted on 14/01/2017 18:24
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He wouldn't have nostrils like that if he'd stuck to taking it up the ärse.
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Pompeyrdm Posted on 15/01/2017 09:26
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Don't forget the lascuma gay wave.Pure comedy gold!!!
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under_the_east Posted on 15/01/2017 13:14
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david_of_dumballand Posted on 13/01/2017 10:00
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I doubt you'll find many saints fans not agreeing that he's a full on weirdo. There's a freak that dresses like a clown, as if he's some sort of Westwood character. Bournemouth away was a bit of a freak show as well, and the 'my way' song is awful, and no doubt someone in an office thought it'd be a good idea. When the majority agree with you, I don't see how it's some kind of badge of honour to take the XXXXXX. That nostril freak is up there with the DoC chasers in the loon stakes.

Fixed. [:D]
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Rudibeans Posted on 15/01/2017 13:22
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Good point Forestero. Our time will come (hopefully) again.
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