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woodymfc Posted on 14/08/2011 17:57
A perfect Jawdee joke

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A small zoo in Newcastle acquired a very rare species of gorilla.



Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.



Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season.


To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Geordie Elliott, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.

Geordie, like many Newcastle men, felt he had ample ability to satisfy any female.



The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution..
Geordie was approached with a proposition.

Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for 500?



Geordie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.



The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:

1. "First", Geordie said, "Nee kissin' on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

2. "Second", he said, "Ye cannit nivva tell neebody aboot this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.



3. "Third", Geordie said, "Ah want all the bairns raised as Newcastle fans ."
Once again it was agreed.

4. "And last of all", Geordie stated, "You gotta givvus another week to come up with the 500"
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Memphis Posted on 15/08/2011 10:24
A perfect Jawdee joke

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Zzzzzzzzzz

The last time I hear that you were in the Premier League.............thats how old that joke is.
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woodymfc Posted on 16/08/2011 12:31
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The last time i heard that you had won that mickey mouse fairs cup

Jog on trophy virgins
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Memphis Posted on 17/08/2011 09:26
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Oh dear, 'jog on'.

I know they call London 'the smoke', but brough is 'the smog'!!! Don't get mixed up and start using XXXXXXney sayings.

Stick to Doyle and ra, they suit you much better.

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tjf81 Posted on 18/08/2011 13:38
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haha, not bad.

jog on though??? Come on woody, you're beter than that!!!!
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mectron Posted on 18/08/2011 18:44
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yeah not bad raised a slight grin..i suppose[|)]
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arnold_judas_rimmer Posted on 12/09/2011 23:44
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Why does Jaw dee not pass the swear filter?
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Hotshotfc Posted on 01/02/2013 23:04
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How many frogs on the Tyne!!!!!!
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