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Apple_Pie Posted on 15/07/2017 12:27
Things you just don't understand.
 
 
Women
Numbers in the Fermi paradox
Americanisms
Smoking
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Capybara Posted on 15/07/2017 12:28

Things you just don't understand.

 
Scaffolding.
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Northerner Posted on 15/07/2017 12:35

Things you just don't understand.

 
Kodi threads
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coluka Posted on 15/07/2017 12:37

Things you just don't understand.

 
People speaking Mandarin, baffles me everytime.

How planes are safer than any other form of motorised transport

Why Prisoners only serve half their sentences

If the Victorians can build railways across the country why it costs so much to build HS2
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vanguard Posted on 15/07/2017 12:38

Things you just don't understand.

 
people who say they love the boro yet actually havent been to a game since 1974
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pork_pie Posted on 15/07/2017 12:38

Things you just don't understand.

 
You lot talking computer jargon and expecting the likes of me to understand what the ell your on about....especially when someone says "its dead easy".....well it might be easy for you......[rle]
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EdwardNygma Posted on 15/07/2017 12:39

Things you just don't understand.

 
People who moan.
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WillMunny Posted on 15/07/2017 12:40

Things you just don't understand.

 
The obsession with "2 up front" [:P]
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vanguard Posted on 15/07/2017 12:44

Things you just don't understand.

 
why putting a picture of a match proramme on a message board somehow proves you were actually there
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Anton_Berg Posted on 15/07/2017 12:45

Things you just don't understand.

 
Vanguard's fixation with another board member.
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dutchgash Posted on 15/07/2017 12:46

Things you just don't understand.

 
Radiohead
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DowningAlbion Posted on 15/07/2017 12:49

Things you just don't understand.

 
TROLLS
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hard_ Posted on 15/07/2017 12:50

Things you just don't understand.

 
"more haste less speed"

"believe you me"
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vanguard Posted on 15/07/2017 12:50

Things you just don't understand.

 
why people bite when they know its the truth
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Paul33 Posted on 15/07/2017 12:55

Things you just don't understand.

 
Cyclists riding parallel having a good old chinwag and either oblivious or not caring about holding up the traffics behind them.

Women getting to the front of the Starbucks queue before deciding what they want for five minutes, then spending five minutes looking for their purse in their bag and the insisting on paying in loose change.

Peloton rules

The Eubanks

Cigars

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Dr_Drake_Ramoray Posted on 15/07/2017 12:56

Things you just don't understand.

 
Fans who clearly WANT Monk to fail.
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scuzzmonster1 Posted on 15/07/2017 13:53

Things you just don't understand.

 
Why TFGM has no plans to join any of the spokes of Metrolink thereby saving millions of passengers from having to schlep into Manchester city centre in order travel back on themselves.

How cats can read people's minds.

Brexiteers.
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FireFrost Posted on 15/07/2017 15:00

Things you just don't understand.

 
Similar to Coluka, when you look at all the piers (Victorian era) and indeed the concrete jetty's/harbours built prior to then, around the UK, how come a Pier is too difficult/expensive now?
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littlejimmy Posted on 15/07/2017 15:24

Things you just don't understand.

 
The attraction of Elbow
People who aren't rich voting for the Tories
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POKERTIME55 Posted on 15/07/2017 15:29

Things you just don't understand.

 
Why my bull dog cross insists on licking my feet and inside my toes every time I take my work boots off.

I don,t complain mind.

Then I watch as it licks the wifes face when she comes in a bit later than me .
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TheFair86 Posted on 15/07/2017 15:33

Things you just don't understand.

 
U.K. Beaches used to attract a lot of visitors so piers probably made sense then. We now know they burn down or get ruined by storms fairly easy and visitor numbers are down as people go abroad instead so probably don't make as much investment sense anymore?
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archienoeyes Posted on 15/07/2017 15:37

Things you just don't understand.

 
Middlesbrough FC's recruitment and scouting strategy
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Torslander Posted on 15/07/2017 15:42

Things you just don't understand.

 
Nationalism.

The point of wasps.

Supporting Sunderland.

Enjoying smelling your own farts.

American Football.
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borobuddah Posted on 15/07/2017 15:47

Things you just don't understand.

 
'Family butchers'

Do they serve single people?
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Borohearts Posted on 15/07/2017 16:23

Things you just don't understand.

 
Why is DePena at boro
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swordtrombonefish Posted on 15/07/2017 16:52

Things you just don't understand.

 
The attraction of gardening
The purpose of Mosquitoes
What trolls get from their activities
Why humans are so indifferent to the destruction of the planet we call home.

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coluka Posted on 15/07/2017 16:55

Things you just don't understand.

 
Another thing about family butchers, why do they all seem to have award winning sausages [?]
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hard_ Posted on 15/07/2017 16:55

Things you just don't understand.

 
Why Durham Wasps never had a Bee team.
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autism_awareness Posted on 15/07/2017 16:59
Edited On: 15/07/2017 17:08
Things you just don't understand.

 
Why Steve Gibson continued to back Karanka for so long when every man and his dog could see that he was completely out of his depth. The guy had lost the plot and had fell out with everybody. It was excruciating and embarrassing to watch and that's not even counting the team.

Then Steve Gibson proceeded to throw the towel in when we still had around 13 games to play and appointed the worst manager in Boro's entire history.

7 years of sweat, blood and tears to pi$$ it all away without so much as a whimper [:(!]

Also why our god like chairman became a turncoat and backed James (tory) Wharton.

Talk about an annus horriblis [cr]

Promotion this season and all will be forgiven [ref] well almost [;)]



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Uhtred Posted on 15/07/2017 17:04
Edited On: 15/07/2017 17:06
Things you just don't understand.

 
Golf, remoaners ,Chelsea , American football, political correctness.
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canyoudigit Posted on 15/07/2017 17:06

Things you just don't understand.

 
That layer they put in tubs of margarine and butter to stop you getting straight at it,does my bonce in that like
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American_Mary Posted on 15/07/2017 17:09

Things you just don't understand.

 
Quantum physics.

The nature of attraction.

A word of most foreign languages.

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mooghead Posted on 15/07/2017 17:19

Things you just don't understand.

 
All the deals and issues.
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autism_awareness Posted on 15/07/2017 17:49
Edited On: 15/07/2017 17:52
Things you just don't understand.

 
Chavs who have no idea that they are actually chavs.

"Champagne, Shut the fcuk up an' gerr here, ya little XXXXXX." [rle]

Usually spoken as soon as their poor runt are mobile.
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futureboy Posted on 15/07/2017 18:03

Things you just don't understand.

 
Why anyone in their right mind would want to watch Love Island [xx(][xx(][xx(]
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Cecil_J_Mctumshie Posted on 15/07/2017 18:05

Things you just don't understand.

 
people liking dire straits music
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red_harrington Posted on 15/07/2017 18:14

Things you just don't understand.

 
People who refer to their car as 'her' or 'she'

Religion and why people in this day and age still believe in it

Computers, how the XXXXXX do they work I haven't a clue
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hard_ Posted on 15/07/2017 18:20

Things you just don't understand.

 
Mobile phones.

I can speak to someone thousands of miles away.

How?
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Gibson67 Posted on 15/07/2017 18:43

Things you just don't understand.

 
Why toast always falls butter side down
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vanguard Posted on 15/07/2017 18:47

Things you just don't understand.

 
WHY ANYBODY WOULD APPEAR ON NAKED ATTRACTION ON CH4 AND SHOW THERE INTIMATES OF TO THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS BEYOND ME THEY EVEN DO CLOSE UPS OF THE XXXXXX ON ALL 6 CONTESTANTS ITS BORDERLINE PORN EVEN IF IT IS ON SERIES LINK
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Lemmy_Kilmister Posted on 15/07/2017 18:59

Things you just don't understand.

 
CCNA
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sheriff_john_bunnell Posted on 15/07/2017 19:05

Things you just don't understand.

 
people not completely peeling off the seal on bottles of milk

frazier beating seinfeld at the emmys
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OPEO Posted on 15/07/2017 19:44

Things you just don't understand.

 
What's it all about?
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mooghead Posted on 15/07/2017 19:49

Things you just don't understand.

 
"people liking dire straits music"

"Here comes Cecil singing oldies, goldies..." [^]
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Paul33 Posted on 15/07/2017 20:20

Things you just don't understand.

 
Tony Blair assuming anybody is interested on his political views on Brexit!

It might be a bad position Tony but it is not that bad that anybody wants you back!
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Dr_Drake_Ramoray Posted on 15/07/2017 20:27

Things you just don't understand.

 
People who say they don't like The Beatles.

People who vote Tory.

People who don't like Dogs.

People...
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Norman_Conquest Posted on 15/07/2017 20:51

Things you just don't understand.

 
How Tony Blair is still walking free. [:(!]

Grammar police on a footy board.

Mobility scooters - I know it gives some people mobility but how many chavs do you see on them who are too lazy to walk in a supermarket.
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BoroAK Posted on 15/07/2017 20:53

Things you just don't understand.

 
More stars than grains of sand on earth.. erm no
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Dr_Drake_Ramoray Posted on 15/07/2017 20:59

Things you just don't understand.

 
People who don't know the difference between your and you're.
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red_harrington Posted on 15/07/2017 21:11

Things you just don't understand.

 
"People who don't like Dogs."

Then allow me to explain:

Their XXXXXX stinks like nothing else on earth

They XXXXXX indiscriminately - often right in the middle of the footpath

Their XXXXXX hangs around the countryside in little black bags that hang off trees

Their owners expect you to stop and make fun of them when you just want to get on with your day

They bark - loudly - and they bark and and bark bark and bark [:(]

Some of them kill and maim kids

They stink

They can spread fleas

They shake dirty water all over the people when they've been for a swim

They chase and worry other animals

But worst of all - their owners don't seem to understand that some people just do not like dogs
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Dr_Drake_Ramoray Posted on 15/07/2017 21:13

Things you just don't understand.

 
And you, Red Harrington, sound like a gem.
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swordtrombonefish Posted on 15/07/2017 21:19

Things you just don't understand.

 
"Their owners expect you to stop and make fun of them"

Really?
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Dr_Drake_Ramoray Posted on 15/07/2017 21:21

Things you just don't understand.

 
And congrats Red Harrington for dredging up every myth on earth with regard to dogs.

I feel sorry for you, honestly, that you feel like this. I know which company I'd rather keep and it ain't humans...
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glover_elbow Posted on 15/07/2017 21:44

Things you just don't understand.

 
blokes who like cats especially single blokes fūcking weirdos
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autism_awareness Posted on 15/07/2017 23:38

Things you just don't understand.

 
Sorry, l agree with Red [^]

Pet hairs particularly pi$$ me off. You come out of a dog owners house looking and smelling like a feckin' yeti [:(!]
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Dr_Drake_Ramoray Posted on 15/07/2017 23:46

Things you just don't understand.

 
Not in my house you won't.
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boroboy02 Posted on 16/07/2017 00:09

Things you just don't understand.

 
How dog owners become immune to the stench of their dog dwelling.
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Starbuck Posted on 16/07/2017 04:51

Things you just don't understand.

 
People who like Nigel Farage. Or Michael Gove. Or Boris Johnson. Or John Redwood. Or Jacob Rees Mogg.
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J_Woodgate Posted on 16/07/2017 05:41

Things you just don't understand.

 
How a 300 ton ship floats [?]
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JJHJHonthewing Posted on 16/07/2017 06:25

Things you just don't understand.

 
Glover elbow [^]very untrustworthy ppl them [cr]
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expat_smoggie Posted on 16/07/2017 06:44

Things you just don't understand.

 
Why do Yanks speak so loud
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NortonExile Posted on 16/07/2017 08:02

Things you just don't understand.

 
HD eyebrows.

Especially on men.
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autism_awareness Posted on 16/07/2017 08:47

Things you just don't understand.

 
[:D]
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BarnesBoroFC Posted on 16/07/2017 09:05

Things you just don't understand.

 
How we came to drink coffee.

It's the seed of a fruit.
But we strip away the flesh of the fruit and keep the seed.
Dry the seeds in the sun.
Then toast the sun-dried seeds.
Then grind them up.
Then boil in water.
We then drink the brown bitter liquid and dispose of the grounds.

[?]

Link: History of coffee
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riversideparmo Posted on 16/07/2017 09:57

Things you just don't understand.

 
people who cant keep off Facebook[V]
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coluka Posted on 16/07/2017 10:04

Things you just don't understand.

 
Why dog owners responsibly pick the sho1te of their dogs up but horse riders are allowed to leave their animals much larger dollops on roads and countryside footpaths up and down the nation.

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MrIsaac Posted on 16/07/2017 14:03

Things you just don't understand.

 
Grown men playing on Xbox, PS4 etc.

Especially if it's with games like Football Manager.
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plazmuh Posted on 16/07/2017 14:08

Things you just don't understand.

 
How come there are no Terror attacks during MPS

holidays..

Pure coincidence only..
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chiz62 Posted on 16/07/2017 16:50

Things you just don't understand.

 
Why am i the only man who thinks boxing is f*cking shoite , would rather watch netball , horse dressage or synchronised swimming
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FrozenHorse Posted on 16/07/2017 17:03

Things you just don't understand.

 
People who dislike tings because they don't understand them.
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Jostler Posted on 16/07/2017 17:11

Things you just don't understand.

 
why people who are too embarrassed to go to their doctors, are willing to show the nation their problems on Embarrassing Bodies
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The_same_as_before Posted on 16/07/2017 17:44

Things you just don't understand.

 
How Cod became more expensive than Salmon and raspberries dearer than strawberries.
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Sybil_Fawlty Posted on 16/07/2017 17:47

Things you just don't understand.

 
Why anyone would eat pizza or burgers with a knife and fork[?][?]
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Tuncaythefunguy Posted on 16/07/2017 18:06

Things you just don't understand.

 
People who complain about people posting on Facebook yet will go to the pub and tell everyone what they had for their tea, how well they played at footy, how their family is and how wonderful their holiday was.



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Only_Me Posted on 16/07/2017 18:13

Things you just don't understand.

 
" Why dog owners responsibly pick the sho1te of their dogs up but horse riders are allowed to leave their animals much larger dollops on roads and "

Sadly not all owners are responsible and leave little messages on paths where people can walk and also those irresponsible owners are less likely to regularly worm their dogs.
Whereas you'd have many an irate owner to deal with if you had a horse at a livery yard and it had worms and it passed them to all the other horses.


" countryside footpaths up and down the nation."

Many of which are designated 'bridleways' The clue is in the name but I'm sure you know all of that what i writ really Coluka. [smi]


Also, I'm not sure that dog mess is good for roses.
That aside, I can't understand anyone not liking dogs - faithful, loyal companions that protect their owners. They're greeeeaaaaat.






How golf, cricket and synchronised swimming, can be considered sports at any time and how they can be considered worthy enough for tv time.

The old, why do moths only come out at night when they're looking for light, if they came out in the daytime they'd get plenty of light. Confused butterflies that's what they are.


People that like beer not lager and what are those real ales all about, with their silly names and that taste terrible. [|)]


Why the Poundshop is now selling things for £2, £3 and more.


Why we still don't have a decent music/performance arena.

How Tony Blair and the Bush crime syndicate ( also Henry Kissinger ) haven't done the Sadam shuffle yet.


Why do posters on here, with multiple accounts, accuse others who don't have multiple accounts, of having multiple accounts?


Why do 'progressives' never tell us where exactly it is that they are wanting to progress to?


Why do god botherers bother him on a Sunday, his day of rest?
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1st_time_caller Posted on 16/07/2017 19:29

Things you just don't understand.

 
How people can confuse the word 'understand ' with the word 'like'
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Jostler Posted on 16/07/2017 19:40

Things you just don't understand.

 
"Why dog owners responsibly pick the sho1te of their dogs up but horse riders are allowed to leave their animals much larger dollops on roads and countryside footpaths up and down the nation."

I once heard about this and i believe it's to do with the stomach processing. Horses, Cow's etc is processed in a way that it has less toxins in it than Dog or horse poo. which is why its used for compost.

I appreciate my evaluation is probably oversimplified, but it's something like that.
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vanguard Posted on 16/07/2017 19:54

Things you just don't understand.

 
Why people say they support a team yet dont go and watch them theres one particular character on here who says he loves the boro but ask him if hes been too the match and he says oh no couldnt possibly go on my own
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Muttley Posted on 16/07/2017 20:20

Things you just don't understand.

 
Golf - a good walk and large tracts of the countryside ruined.
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borofan30 Posted on 16/07/2017 21:15

Things you just don't understand.

 
why people dont like golf!! [rle]
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autism_awareness Posted on 16/07/2017 21:22

Things you just don't understand.

 
People who constantly target other people on a message board like Vangard does on Erimus. Quite sad.

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HARRYTHEYIDIOT Posted on 16/07/2017 21:56

Things you just don't understand.

 
"Why people say they support a team yet dont go and watch them theres one particular character on here who says he loves the boro but ask him if hes been too the match and he says oh no couldnt possibly go on my own"

People that don't know the difference between TOO and TO. Incredibly thick.
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Rauko Posted on 16/07/2017 22:12

Things you just don't understand.

 
Despite knowing the physics and engineering involved in flight ... I then look at a fully laden 747 ...

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exeterboro Posted on 16/07/2017 22:25

Things you just don't understand.

 
"People that don't know the difference between TOO and TO. Incredibly thick"

[:D][:D][:D] Ohhh, you naughty mackem c√πt.

Mackem Pedants on this forum, who allude to their children to ram home a point when trolling, something not the full shilling about them.



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Banned Posted on 16/07/2017 22:30

Things you just don't understand.

 
How a 300 ton ship floats [?]

Archimedes could have told you many centuries ago[;)]
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HARRYTHEYIDIOT Posted on 16/07/2017 22:46
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Things you just don't understand.

 
"Mackem Pedants on this forum, who allude to their children to ram home a point when trolling, something not the full shilling about them."

Nothing pedantic about not knowing TO and TOO.

Get a grip.

Thick cvnts.
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FlapJacks Posted on 16/07/2017 23:02

Things you just don't understand.

 
Economics ... baffling.
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exeterboro Posted on 17/07/2017 00:01

Things you just don't understand.

 
Chomp
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Dibzzz Posted on 17/07/2017 08:50

Things you just don't understand.

 
iPhones and why they're so dear?
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CasinoGrande Posted on 17/07/2017 14:24

Things you just don't understand.

 
Fibre optics, how you can put millions of phone calls down a glass tube as thick as a hair.

And I work in the industry.
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denniswick Posted on 17/07/2017 14:55

Things you just don't understand.

 
My brother Barry lives in Edinburgh and once when my dog Polly who is five was three we went to see him, and we got the train from Darlington and we were sat in Coach C. When we got to Edinburgh which is in Scotland we were at the station and I asked the man in the shop next to the telephone box where I could catch a 16 bus to Barry's house and he told me but he spoke in Scottish and I didn't understand him. So I asked another man and he could speak English. So now I know and I don't have to ask. Dennis in Redcar Redcar and Cleveland







Sent from my Asus iPad
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parmoboro Posted on 17/07/2017 15:02
Edited On: 17/07/2017 15:05
Things you just don't understand.

 
XFM (or Radio X, whatever it's called now) and its regular playlist - Killers, Kings of Leon, Muse, Manic street Preachers, Oasis, Stereophonics, Foo Fighters, Red Hot fu*king Chilli XXXXXX Peppers etc etc [xx(] [V]
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armchair_supporter Posted on 17/07/2017 20:15

Things you just don't understand.

 
How a simple £4 method removes eye-bags & lip lines in seconds

Why people choose to waste money on car leasing

Why the links on the left of this page no longer work

What happened to catflaporama
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Hermit Posted on 17/07/2017 20:43

Things you just don't understand.

 
Chess....Dedication to Religion
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Paul33 Posted on 17/07/2017 22:44

Things you just don't understand.

 
Why we are spending big to get back in the premiership but didn't spend big to stay when we were there. If we'd spent this dough six Months earlier...,,
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