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2orangey4crows Posted on 21/11/2009 02:59 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message

As the derby game is almost upon us once more, its about time some facts were highlighted so that everyone is aware of the truth. Firstly, Preston North End are a has-been club. Mention winning any cup to a north-ender and they�ll stutter for a bit and they may mention summat about the year 18something or some other pre-war irrelevance. In fact, I�ve just checked and they have been voted as appearing in the worst FA Cup final ever (1938) - just read a match report for verification. Its funny how their �achievements� are all pre-war, a time when football was nothing like the game we love today, a gentleman�s game played with minimal competitive edge. In fact �North End� is Olde English for �has-been�, and probably Latin too. Imagine supporting a club called �North End�? No thank you sir, it sounds embarrassing. Deepdale? What a sad place to be. Tacky faces on seats, transparent corrugated plastic, stands so bereft of anything that from the outside, you can clearly see the underneath of the concrete steps. And what is all that excessive white steelwork sh*t at the top? Clearly shows how the design of the ground was conceived during the 1980s. Just wait �til its match day too, or don�t cos it�s a bleak, soulless environment that has the atmosphere of a museum - oh hang on, that�s why that was built there�Famous players for PNE? Only one in their entire history, and he wasn�t as good as Sir Stanley. Not enough former legends to name your stands after, funny because Blackpool have loads. What else? Invincibles stand? Lilywhites? How sad. Never has the phrase �always the bridesmaid and never the bride� applied more readily to a football club - nearly getting promotion in the playoffs, nearly won a post-war FA Cup, nearly got to Wembley. Nearly did this, nearly did that, nearly broke free from being one of the most boring clubs in England. Ever noticed how all PNE managers are monotonous bores with no personality - just like North End itself, with its drab club colours. Well Blackpool have been to Wembley (old & new) loads more, gained promotion there AND at the Millennium Stadium, Lifted the FA Cup in 1953 (arguably the greatest final ever), and you can throw in a couple of Football League Trophies and a European cup win in �71 too. Over the years, Blackpool have had a tradition of playing entertaining and attractive football, whereas Preston hasn�t. Also Blackpool were the first club to have a player voted Player of the Season in its inaugural year (1948), and again we won that honour in the 50s and 60s, we had a player who won the World Cup, and was voted �man of the match� for the final (despite a hat-trick from a team-mate), the first England player to score at a World Cup Finals was a Blackpool player - Stan Mortensen - oops there goes another famous Pool player, another embarrassment for the PNE. Also the first club to have a player voted European Footballer of the Year too. Quite simply Blackpool FC are superior - they have fans that can create a real atmosphere and we have more than one chant. Wherever we go (and we do go unlike Preston fans, in fact, a bit like Preston people in general really - born there, die there, achieve nothing, small minded townsfolk with little to offer intellectually), anyway wherever we go, we add colour, we add the carnival spirit and we make friends along the way. Getting on to Preston as a place, it�s a characterless wasteland with nothing of note, where the locals have silly accents and the weather is always miserable, in fact, (and after all this monologue is laden with facts), Preston gets far more rain than Manchester does, whereas in Blackpool the skies are bright and the sun shines regularly - that�s because the sun always shines on the righteous. And long may we shine, like a diamond in a mudpack, Preston - you are not even worthy rivals. Up the �Pool.
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satsooma Posted on 21/11/2009 08:25 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


That should fan the flames nicely! I DEFINITELY could not have put it better myself.
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bfcseasider Posted on 21/11/2009 08:55 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Bring on the Nobber Scum
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s88bfc Posted on 21/11/2009 08:56 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Great post,but thanks for giving me eyestrain!
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Scumkiller Posted on 21/11/2009 09:28 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


good facts there, haven't we also got the most wins out of all the games?
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stanleymatthews Posted on 21/11/2009 09:39 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Another fact for you! Just seen the long range forecast for the 30th and it's going to rain..... goals into the Nobbers net
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fylde_coast_pies Posted on 21/11/2009 09:43 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


full record for Blackpool v PKE is; P95 won32 drew17 lost45 Bear in mind though that most of PKE's wins came before the advent of crossbars and Fred Flintstone was still a teenager.
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metalmania Posted on 21/11/2009 15:36 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


As a North End fan I feel honoured that you have delved into the record books, given your short esssay a great deal of thought and intellectualism not becoming of a Lasher in the normal events of your sad life, but heh congrats on wasting your time. Here's me wasting 2 minutes of my life even replying to your sub-moronic thread.I love Blackpool with all my heart.
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pnethor Posted on 21/11/2009 15:46 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


You have struggled to survive for the two years since you fluked you promotion to our level. Don't be decieved by a few lucky results lashers,this season you return to your natural home in the little leagues with the other tinpot clubs with tiny grounds and four figure fanbase.
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stanleymatthews Posted on 21/11/2009 15:52 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Thora....just looking at the live table it would seem you are in freefall Down to 13th place with your two Cup Finals in the space of a week to come. By 10pm on the 30th you could well be in your rightful place, struggling Club on and off the field...admit it ugly chops, We are SUPERIOR
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tangerinepiemuncher Posted on 21/11/2009 16:16 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Don't forget the �36 mil debt, no hope of paying it back, no players that anyone wants to generate money with. Admin on the way, -10 points league 1 is getting closer. The local muslims are going to buy the ground and put a big gold dome on top. At least then it will be full every Friday morning unlike Saturday afternoons. The saddos of Prescum would rather go to Deepdale retail park!!!!
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s88bfc Posted on 21/11/2009 18:08 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Thorskin youXXXXXX, how can you say we fluked our promotion?10 straight wins?some fluke that you retarded nobber.
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tangojoe Posted on 21/11/2009 19:04 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


However, they do have paragraphs in Preston 2orangey4crows
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bigoldpig Posted on 21/11/2009 19:07 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Yet more deluded rubbish and i mean rubbish from the boring lashers
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fountain Posted on 21/11/2009 19:42 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Bye bye then Mr Bi- Gold- Pig. Failure on the pitch, failure off it- it don't swing both ways unlike you, as if with 2 pigs it matters
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bfcseasider Posted on 21/11/2009 21:50 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Fat XXXXXXing stinking old pig, love to meet up with you sometime. I would dearly love to have have a meaningful educated conversation with you ( or give you a good slap ) you really are a little nobber gobshite! Maybe we could meet up on the 30th?
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BFC_BFC_BFC Posted on 21/11/2009 22:06 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Me too BFC....Back Henry Street...on the 30th sounds like a nice place to meet that fat goon.
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Lancs_Superior Posted on 22/11/2009 17:38 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Come on lads, think about it piggy and his n*bber friends wont go near Back Henry St will you Bi Gold?? all those painful memories will come flooding back!!
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Wizaard Posted on 23/11/2009 10:42 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


I started watching Blackpool in 1966. Since then the Nobbers have scraped a win at Bloomfield Rd twice. Twice in 43 years. Pathetic. Just to show I can be analytical about this, the first was in 1989 when Tony Ellis scored a hat trick and they scraped a 3-2 win. To stop it happening again we bought him. Last season, in our worst home form in decades, you scraped a win. During the same period we've won at Deepdale 8 times of the 16 games we've played, including every fixture since we regained our rightful place in the Championship. Bring it on.
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Pun_1 Posted on 23/11/2009 11:46 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Wasn't the Ellis hat-trick 92-93 season Good opening post, very true!
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Wizaard Posted on 23/11/2009 11:48 Blackpool vs Preston - THE FACTS	Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Could have been. Like I take notice of Preston wins
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