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| bjesus Posted on 21/11/2009 15:02 10 reasons why I shouldn't eat curry... | Email Message To A Friend | Reply To Message |
| 1. I'm Irish so my constitution struggles with anything more exotic than a potato. 2. I have to have it with beer which combined with the curry acts as quite a laxative the day after creating the ring of fire because I always go for a hot one. 3. Even though there's a laxative effect the naan bread and rice acts like a glue causing great confusion to my digestive system. 4. I'm supposed to be going out tonight. 5. Any illusion that I might have gone for a run over the weekend are firmly gone. 6. My front room smells like I expect Pete Doherty's rotting corpse would. 7. My toilet needs to be burned. 8. After the beer came the rum, enough said! 9. In a drunken state at 3am I decided that my 3,000 calories wasn't enough and that I needed several toasted cheese sandwiches resulting in some pretty interesting dreams. 10. I forgot to put the toilet roll in the freezer before I went to bed. ![[|)]](images/smilies/sleepy.gif) | |
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